You understand, the kind of man who puts ketchup on a lot of things, some of which feel a little unsuitable. Love suggests accepting, even celebrating, your partners idiosyncrasies, which is why I have a 10-pound pump-style bottle of catsup sitting in my kitchen.I have actually provided that person many thoughtful gifts– a customized lighter holder, an old clock delivered from Ukraine, rare comic books– but I dont think any of those bring him a consistent stream of consistent joy like that he gets from that 10-pound bottle of ketchup. Beyond fried potatoes and the occasional hamburger, I do not actually utilize it, but the big catsup has sort of been a gift for me as well; I no longer have to keep an eye on the quantity of ketchup in the refrigerator, nor deal with the small emotional fallout that takes place when we are out of catsup (since we are never out of ketchup).
Photo: ShutterstockMy boyfriend is a catsup guy. You understand, the type of man who puts ketchup on a lot of things, some of which feel a little unsuitable. (It really bugs me when he puts it on mashed potatoes, for example.) But love means accepting, even celebrating, your partners idiosyncrasies, which is why I have a 10-pound pump-style bottle of catsup being in my kitchen.I have provided that man numerous thoughtful gifts– a tailor-made lighter holder, an old clock delivered from Ukraine, uncommon comics– however I do not think any of those bring him a constant stream of continuous pleasure like that he obtains from that 10-pound bottle of ketchup. The anxiety that utilized to accompany the “do we have enough ketchup?” concern has actually been banished, because we always have enough catsup. Beyond fried potatoes and the periodic hamburger, I do not truly use it, but the big ketchup has actually sort of been a gift for me as well; I no longer have to watch on the amount of catsup in the refrigerator, nor offer with the small emotional fallout that happens when we run out ketchup (since we are never out of catsup). Plus the pump is rather fun.Not everybody likes ketchup as much as my boyfriend does, but everyone likes some sort of ordinary food thing to that extent, which thing always makes a terrific present. My pal Katie is obsessed with a particular brand of dipping spices (which her flagship to her from Florida), my friend Christina continuously craves a certain turkey chili, and I remain in continuous requirement of Diet Coke. A.A. Newton appeared at my location with a surprise DC 12-pack last week, and truthfully Santa shoulda wrapped it.The food or beverage does not have to be elegant– in fact, its far more efficient if its not. The more affordable and more typical the food, the more you can buy of it, and the more aesthetically impressive your gift will be. My pal Dan– you understand Dan– purchased a college girlfriend a Costco-sized amount of instant ramen, and she was thrilled by the veritable wall of noodles. (Besides your regional dining establishment supply shop, Costco is the very best location to purchase this kind of gift.)G/O Media may get a commissionObviously, shelf-stable or freezer friendly products work best here, as a big quantity of a disposable item ends up being a big quantity of pressure. Stick to things that do well outside of the refrigerator. Catsup does quite well, which is excellent, because we still have about 2 pounds to survive.